There’s a cool picture of me and a cat but Naomi won’t send it to me. skullxcrusher make Naomi send it to me because it’s a cool picture of me and Loki.
I was wearing shorts the other day, and my friend was like “Wtf dude, you have huge calves. How did you get them like that?” and I was so tempted to be like “Pinches piernotas que tengo de jugar futbol soccer todo los dias con mis camaradas”, but I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face lol.
Happy right now cause pupusas.
Anonymous said: Those lips taking a bite off your big Carl.
This is somehow tru.
why do I engage in conversation when I know at one point I’m going to make it awkward?
I told my cousin that there was pizza in the microwave yesterday and like she didn’t eat it so I ate it all and then in the morning she was like “Is there still pizza” and I was like “Nah”.